I was watching TV today and Womens Netball was on. Now, for those of you that have never heard of Netball, let me give you a quick synopsis.
Take the WNBA
Remove the Following:
Dribbling
Back Board
Free throws
Three Point Line
Defense as we know it
Broads that would love to eat Rittgers with a side of Jurgs
Add The Following:
Outfits that the Williams sisters would wear on the tennis court (Skirt, BRIGHT Colors, funky designs)
Volleyball Lines
Shooting without a hand in your face
They basically catch the ball and have to stop and only take one step. It reminds of of ultimate Frisbee minus hippies. I'm sure the hoop is lower as well because it looks like most of these broads can grab rim. Also, they are playing in running shoes, not basketball shoes. I'm just waiting for the first person to roll an ankle and the commentators to wonder why.
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