All-Time Walk of Shame outfits...

I talked to a bunch of people over the weekend and today because I felt the need to experience Halloween Weekend vicariously through others since it is not celebrated down here. As I talked to people there were some good stories exchanged, but one took the tops: The image of one of our friends doing the walk of shame home in an Elvis costume turned my two day hangover around as I sat at my desk. Then, I get home and I have an e-mail from Aaron Karo (See previous blog) and a link to his video about the Halloween walk of shame where he has to walk home dressed as Cupid. (Link)

After all of this, I have been trying to think of a list of top Walk of Shame outfits. By this I mean that you see someone walking along and there is not even a question that they shacked. I will start the list, please send suggestions.

1) Obvious Halloween Costume (Bonus points for Vampire style makeup)

2) Dress with excessive jewelry. Example: One morning Kirsh called me about a girl standing on the corner waiting for a ride, it was that obvious. I drove by thirty minutes later and she was still standing there.

3) Christmas Sweater (Bonus points for the sweater tied around the waist wearing a tank top or T-shirt). It's the holiday season and you see someone wearing the ugliest sweater you have ever seen and walking/stumbling down the sidewalk, you know what happened.

4) Pocahontus/John Smith in November. Someone had a Thanksgiving theme party and more than bread was broken.

5) Leprechaun (AKA The Chicago Special). This one is a little bit tougher because it is tough to judge just how early people start. However, the obvious giveaways like missing and/or carrying shoes, ripped tights, basketball shorts, those plastic headbands with the balls on the springs that may be bent or missing, you get the picture.

6) Cupid (AKA The Karo). It's Valentine's day and you're single, so you dress up as Cupid as a joke (Someone please do this) and you shack. By the way, If you're in Chicago, after the debacle that was $1 beers at Kincade's last year, V-day is on a Thursday this year so there will be $1 beers again. I don't suggest going to Hangge Uppee and doing the Call On Me dance on the floor (Good hustle Jurgs). Nor do I suggest passing out in a cab and having a female CPD Officer talk while you are trying to explain to your female friend that you are coming to stay at her place (Good hustle Dickhead).

7) Basketball shorts and Oversize Tennis Shoes. We've all seen it, she broke a heel or her feet were too sore, so she stole a pair of basketball shorts and made a dash for it.

That's what I have for off the top of the head, if I think of more, I'll add them.